MEDUSA WEAPONS DIVISION
PROTECT YOUR FUTURE… TODAY!
From handguns to nuclear devices, if it exists, we make it! We even make things you probably never thought possible! Inquire about our growing line of biological weapons. Here is how we go about it:
Not sure about the type of weapons needed to achieve your goals? Our friendly advisors will provide you with a free assessment of your needs and guide you through the acquisition process. Whatever your needs, rest assured that Medusa Industries can fulfill them. And the first ten daily callers receive a 2 for 1 special on depleted uranium ordinance! So call and save!
CUSTOM WEAPONIZATION PLAN
Once we have addressed your specific needs, we will get right to work on a custom made plan that fits like a glove with all the levels of your organization in order to help you maximize the potential of the merchandise you are acquiring from us. We take your hand and guide you throughout the process, until the end.
All hell is about to break loose? Your neighbouring country is about to invade? You need help dealing with that pesky UN Security Council? NATO threatening to intervene in your affairs? Don't panic! Whatever the crisis at hand, our experts are only a phone call away to provide you with all the resources you need!
We have agents and contacts worldwide working around the clock to create plausible deniability scenarios. We pride ourselves in being able to justify almost anything and make you come clean as a whistle. Ask around. We offer the best service money can buy on that front.
WIDE RANGE OF PRODUCTS
Our catalogue boasts an amazing variety of ordinance, from the simple fragmentation grenade to the amazing bioengineering feat that is the Zombot!
Give us a call! You will not be disappointed.
EXTENSIVE CUSTOMER SUPPORT
You can reach us from 9 to 5, North Korean time by phone. But if you use our exclusive CLIENTS AREA on our website, you will be able to chat in real-time, 24/7, with one of our qualified customer service attendant. Helping you never ends, even after the sale!
We are not afraid to take the road less traveled. In fact, we prefer it. This is what lead us to the creation of the Zombots. What better way to maximize your human resources than recycling your dead soldiers and turning them in practically unstoppable, remotely controlled, agents of destruction?